WARNING: CRUDE HUMOR AHEAD!!
If you get easily offended please turn away right now or skip over this post!
If not, and would like a good laugh, you may proceed!
Ok, I admit I have a strange a slightly twisted sense of humor. And... I may add... I will not at all deny that I could not, for the life of me, stop laughing while I was creating this card!
I laughed while designing the sketch!
I laughed the entire time cutting it out!
I was ecstatic, elated, head over heals delighted as I was ebrushing the creases of my pile of POO!!
I was in tears of joy as I glued down my heart shaped flies and rising swirls of steam!
"Why", you ask? Because I made a card that perfectly sums up my feelings for my husband! It encompasses the very passion that sometimes is hard to express with mere words!!
Yup, nothing says it better than ... " I love the SH*T out of you"!
BAM!! THERE IT IS!
Yup nothing says it better! EXCEPT... a handmade card with an airbrushed steaming hot turd on the front!!
Cutting files used were from Designs on Cloud 9:
Warm Cocoa- for the pile-o-poop (whipped cream) and steam
Little Love Notes- for the scalloped and stitched rectangles
KG Always A Good Time (for the word love)
KBbubblegum (for the rest of the wording)
Hope you enjoyed this "crap-sterpiece" !
THANKS FOR STOPPING BY TO LOOK AT MY POOP!